Bongo-men slick in back-alley leathers
at the first night of Die Zauberflöte
Bongo-men poppered up down on the floor
in faux-leopardskin Versace dirndls
Bongo-men bareback in botox-python
on the altar of Sisi-Madonna
Bongo-men naked before these ordeals
Keep your hands up step away from the light
Bongo-men: Salzburg fashionwear for men (alas no more)